Please if you please, help me choose my entry for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #625 | July 30, 2018

"No you can't see our sign for fire." "That's right, the quick white flying side-wheel bird." Og can do. Og .400 against lefties. "Og, where's your helmet?" * "Og here may be 1 for 4 and 0 for 2 tonight, but he's .400 against lefties and he knows this pitcher." * "That's right Mike, not…