From the Department of Predictable Inevitability:

Donald Trump will go down as one of if not the greatest peacemakers. Kim Jong-Un is primed for Trump. He was born into this nonesense, completely fucked up by his fate. No one's talked to him like 45, and by the way his country is in mortal peril. His predecessors and ancestors brought things to…

Let’s talk Muslims.

Not all of them -- not You, I hope, the friendly peaceful majority. I mean those scary out-there old school balls deep 4th century-thinking scimitar-bearing bloodletting slave-berating only-book-I've-ever-opened types, you know the ones (not You, I hope -- what are the chances a Jihadist is reading me? If you are, it goes toward proving one…