"No you can't see our sign for fire." "That's right, the quick white flying side-wheel bird." Og can do. Og .400 against lefties. "Og, where's your helmet?" * "Og here may be 1 for 4 and 0 for 2 tonight, but he's .400 against lefties and he knows this pitcher." * "That's right Mike, not…
What is it like to be an extra in a Hollywood movie, you ask?
I can’t guarantee your experience would be like mine, but I was a Scottish private in the World War battle scenes of Legends Of The Fall. For starters, that meant lining up in a warehouse to be fitted along with scores of other guys, and gals I assume, who could pass for blurrily authentic soldiers…
Star Wars a small world, after all.
After all, where else will you see a robot, loosed randomly into open space by a princess, land on a sparsely populated sand planet and within that desolate expanse find the brother she never knew existed? As a scientist I have to allow that it could happen: space is vast but not infinite. I'll even…
Why do Democrats still think that Trump is insane, evil, and a terrible president when there’s economic growth, more jobs, and record highs in the stock markets?
I can’t say for the evil part, but it’s not so much they see him as insane as they are suffering a sort of insanity themselves. Let me Marksplain. It’s a worldview thing, dating back to the early hilarity of godamutherufkn Donald Trump expressing political aspirations and then rising to the upper echelons of Republican…
Texts to Michelle while she was sick, and then ignored me
2-11 Hey ill Jill; it's Gil, from the mill on the hill. Still feel like swill? Take a pill, or grill your fill of dill till you kill that chill. And send me the bill (as long as it's nil). 2-15 Hey sick chick. It's Rick from the Brick. Did you get my salt lick?…
From the Department of Predictable Inevitability:
Donald Trump will go down as one of if not the greatest peacemakers. Kim Jong-Un is primed for Trump. He was born into this nonesense, completely fucked up by his fate. No one's talked to him like 45, and by the way his country is in mortal peril. His predecessors and ancestors brought things to…
John Wick 2 and So Can You
AR-15 11.5-inch, compensated with an ion bounded bolt carrier. A Kimber 1911 .45 ACP with reconstructed grips and flared magwell for easier reloads. The Benelli M4, custom bolt carrier release and charging handle. Glocks .34 and .26 with textured grips should your hands get…wet… All and more are sexily depicted with equal parts casually familiar…
Chimpanqueer
That there's a fine candidate for either volume of my Worst 1000 Jokes list, but it's by way of saying this is about 33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee, what was presumably at the time a fairly standard ultra-psychedelic major network tv freakout special featuring the devil, Jerry Lee Lewis and some human primates. Sure you…
The Dulcless Tone 