Texts to Michelle while she was sick, and then ignored me

2-11 Hey ill Jill; it's Gil, from the mill on the hill. Still feel like swill? Take a pill, or grill your fill of dill till you kill that chill. And send me the bill (as long as it's nil). 2-15 Hey sick chick. It's Rick from the Brick. Did you get my salt lick?…

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From the Department of Predictable Inevitability:

Donald Trump will go down as one of if not the greatest peacemakers. Kim Jong-Un is primed for Trump. He was born into this nonesense, completely fucked up by his fate. No one's talked to him like 45, and by the way his country is in mortal peril. His predecessors and ancestors brought things to…

Vaya Keanu Dios

For you reading at home, Point Break, the first modern action movie, was directed by Kathryn Bigelow and in 1991 released a week before her then-husband James Cameron's little indie flick Terminator 2. Soon after, Jim left Kathy for one of the big stars of his movie. Few doubted that he chose between his stars…

John Wick 2 and So Can You

AR-15 11.5-inch, compensated with an ion bounded bolt carrier. A Kimber 1911 .45 ACP with reconstructed grips and flared magwell for easier reloads. The Benelli M4, custom bolt carrier release and charging handle. Glocks .34 and .26 with textured grips should your hands get…wet… All and more are sexily depicted with equal parts casually familiar…

Do go away

I like being alone, but here's my problem with it: Say you commit a crime against society : what do they do? They take you away from the openness and freedom of that society and confine you within a highly limited much smaller society. And if you find yourself on the wrong side of that…

Speed Racer

One of the few flaws with Speed Racer is the water in the tank of gangster trailer piranhas inexplicably maintaining equilibrium in the midst of all that rollicking mountain action. Not that I think it's anything but intentional. It's just another specifically styled visual in a movie bursting with them. The problem with this one…

Obama, ya hardly knew ya

This week marks one year since Donald John Trump was elected president. The world's still here, and yesterday POTUS was deemed of sound mind and body, but plenty of folks still seem upset about it. And why not? The whole thing, from the campaign to this anniversary, has been more than a bit of a…

Chimpanqueer

That there's a fine candidate for either volume of my Worst 1000 Jokes list, but it's by way of saying this is about 33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee, what was presumably at the time a fairly standard ultra-psychedelic major network tv freakout special featuring the devil, Jerry Lee Lewis and some human primates. Sure you…

Dear Ben Shapiro

Dear Ben New listener here, essentially Left by nature but striving to observe an apolitical light and seek rational, emotion-lite, facts-based discourse from all perspectives. Difficult that search has proven on the Con side...believe it or not, you seem to presently be the best fit for my criteria. Faint praise I know, but I mean…