Vaya Keanu Dios

For you reading at home, Point Break, the first modern action movie, was directed by Kathryn Bigelow and in 1991 released a week before her then-husband James Cameron's little indie flick Terminator 2. Soon after, Jim left Kathy for one of the big stars of his movie. Few doubted that he chose between his stars…

John Wick 2 and So Can You

AR-15 11.5-inch, compensated with an ion bounded bolt carrier. A Kimber 1911 .45 ACP with reconstructed grips and flared magwell for easier reloads. The Benelli M4, custom bolt carrier release and charging handle. Glocks .34 and .26 with textured grips should your hands get…wet… All and more are sexily depicted with equal parts casually familiar…

Do go away

I like being alone, but here's my problem with it: Say you commit a crime against society : what do they do? They take you away from the openness and freedom of that society and confine you within a highly limited much smaller society. And if you find yourself on the wrong side of that…

Chimpanqueer

That there's a fine candidate for either volume of my Worst 1000 Jokes list, but it's by way of saying this is about 33 1/3 Revolutions Per Monkee, what was presumably at the time a fairly standard ultra-psychedelic major network tv freakout special featuring the devil, Jerry Lee Lewis and some human primates. Sure you…

A Trumprediction

Admittedly, it's a weak prediction:         ***In the future, the letter combination making the wordsound            "trump" will have evolved new meanings.*** For certain and with no reasonable room for doubt, the truth of that statement is profoundly, uncontrollably inevitable; in fact, it has already happened. BUT few…

A question about Judas

As I listen to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack and read the lyrics, it's clear that (especially for 1969, the year of its copyright) the character of Judas is quite self-aware. He's cognizant of his part in this grand drama, and he knows Jesus knows he knows. They have each other's number. Like in an…

Let’s talk Muslims.

Not all of them -- not You, I hope, the friendly peaceful majority. I mean those scary out-there old school balls deep 4th century-thinking scimitar-bearing bloodletting slave-berating only-book-I've-ever-opened types, you know the ones (not You, I hope -- what are the chances a Jihadist is reading me? If you are, it goes toward proving one…

IMDb, ya IMDbarely knew ya

It's been weeks now since the demise of the Internet Movie Database massage boards and I don't miss em one bit. I mean *message* boards--see? I'm already forgetting what thought it was an addiction. And maybe it was, in its way for its while. The depths of dependency were sometimes dark -- by god, I…

The Palm Salaam

Now I may be no big city blogger, but seems to me it's the same problem cousin Ricky ran into when romancing the ghost of Dame Judith Haltsy, Roy Haltsy's widow. No one denied it was a big problem: They existed in different times. Much like this whole Ancient Islam vs 2018 thing, cousin Ricky and Dame…